Okay, I’ll be honest - it’s like a train wreck that you can’t look away from, and I’m curious how much traffic there is for something like this. It’s basically all over google trends for the last few days. This is about as trashy of a post as they come, but figured I’d smut it up a little bit. Yes - both the traffic whore who has some baity ideas, and I both can identify a bit with dear Kristen. I have to go with with David Letterman’s top 10 explanation - seriously, have you ever BEEN to Albany? 
7 things you could learn:
1. People will find your social media profiles.
2. Sometimes there’s no such thing as bad publicity.
3. Once you HAVE to delete stuff it’s probably too late.
4. You should probably be aware of who your publicly elected officials are.
5. You can delete some stuff from your social profiles like Myspace, Facebook, Blogger etc. (how to become “webdead” in pictures)
6. Sex definitely helps a singing career.
7. Whores get the most traffic:)
I’m sure Ashley will make out okay after the initial embarrassment - and good for her.
People that are most happy about this:
-Barack Obama
-Republicans
-Ashley’s new agent
-Emperor’s club (advertising is a cost of doing business)
-Late night talk show hosts
-Comedians
-The media
Have a bunch of links just in case you love drama:
