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SEOs and Lawyers - It’s a JOKE…Seriously…a JOKE.

Filed under: Blogger Theory, General, Industry Stuff by Stuntdubl SEO at 9:56 pm, 3/24/2006

From some recent discussions, I’ve learned that it’s good to have a sense of humor and be able to handle a little self deprecation, constructive criticism, and even the occassional excessive sensationalism.

I hope most of your SEO experience doesn’t make you laugh at the below. Don’t get mad at me if you don’t like them…get mad at the guy I guy I stole them from, doing a find and replace for “lawyers” and if you republish give him a link too. I stole them because I’m a shady worthless criminal.

SEO is not a crime, it’s just misunderstood, and we just like to joke about things like big ideas on occasion.

SEO Jokes

SEOs are safe from the threat of automation taking over their professions. No one would build a robot to do nothing.
If it weren’t for SEOs, we wouldn’t need them.
Talk is cheap…until SEOs get involved.
It is the trade of SEOs to question everything, yield nothing, and to talk by the hour.
–Thomas Jefferson
How was copper wire invented?
Two SEOs were arguing over a penny.
Two SEOs were walking along negotiating a case. “Look,” said one, “let’s be honest with each other.” “Okay, you first,” replied the other. End of discussion.
SEOs are the only profession where the more there are, the more are needed!
Old SEOs never die, they just lose their rankings.
What are SEOs good for?
They make used car salesmen look good.
What do you call 100 SEOs at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start!
What do you call 25 skydiving SEOs?
Skeet.
What does molds, ooze, pond scum and SEOs have in common?
They’re all slime.
What does pond scum have more of than SEOs?
Respect.
What is the definition of a shame (as in “gee, that’s a shame”)?
When a tour bus full of SEOs goes over a cliff.
What is the definition of a “crying shame”?
There was an empty seat on the bus.
What is the difference between pigs and SEOs?
You can learn to respect a pig.
What’s the difference between SEOs and vampires?
Vampires only suck blood at night.
Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the SEOs?
New Jersey got first pick .
Why do they bury SEOs 20 feet under?
Because deep down, they’re really good people.
Why don’t hyenas eat SEOs?
Even hyenas have some dignity.
How many SEOs does it take to shingle a roof?
About 3 1/2, but you need to slice them pretty thin.
It has been discovered that SEOs are the larval stage of politicians.
Why should SEOs wear lots of sunscreen when vacationing at a beach resort?
Because they’re used to doing all of their lying indoors.
Why won’t sharks attack SEOs?
Professional courtesy.
The problem with SEOs jokes is that most SEOs don’t think they are funny, and most people don’t understand that they’re just jokes!

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Jaan Kanellis
March 26th, 2006,
12:19 am

Pluralizing SEO’s on some of them might let them make more sense!

Aaron Pratt
March 26th, 2006,
2:02 am

You want to laugh your ass off in a good way start visiting Dax’s Bignuts blog. That guy had me bursting out like a lunatic last night at 2am LOL!!!

site admin
March 26th, 2006,
2:10 am

I agree. Done.

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March 26th, 2006,
11:44 am

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Nick Wilson
March 26th, 2006,
11:49 am

Time to rebrand todd

Webwork
March 26th, 2006,
3:48 pm

Oh, great, now I get to be the butt of jokes no matter what line of work I pursue.

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April 20th, 2006,
4:13 pm

[...] Now I would nevÃ«r call myself an SEO â€“ I simply do not have the patience for it. Besides, being a professional SEO is starting to take on a distinction that was once held primarily by lawyers (see StuntDubl’s SEO’s and Lawyers post). The problem with SEO’s is that there are far too many people who liberally take on the title, and few too many people who are actually real SEO’s. The further problem is that a bad SEO can do far more damage than if you were to do nothing at all. [...]

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e-Dude
July 6th, 2006,
3:28 pm

Most people don’t even know what SEO is. Most of the people in the marketing industry have a general idea of what SEO is, but don’t understand it well enough to judge it on any moral ground. Basically, there isn’t a bad rep…..yet, but those jokes are damn funny.

Especially this one: If it weren’t for SEO’s we wouldn’t need them. It’s true you know.

HA!

johne
July 19th, 2006,
1:30 pm

Question: What’s the difference between an “SEO Consultant” and a used car salesman?

Answer: The used car salesman knows when he is lying…..

For the full seo joke explanation - http://learn-to-market-online116.blogspot.com/2006/01/whats-difference-between-seo.html

SearchGuild
July 28th, 2006,
11:43 am

SEO Humour

Just stumbled across the following and found them quite funny.

http://www.stuntdubl.com/2006/03/24/seos-and-lawyers-its-a-joke/

My favourite:

[quote:b0bf51c12e]How many SEOs does it take to shingle a roof?
About 3 1/2, but you need to slice…

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seo jokes
January 17th, 2007,
11:08 am

And I thought we were taken seriously