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SEOs and Lawyers – It’s a JOKE…Seriously…a JOKE.

Online marketing information can change quickly This article is 8 years and 268 days old, and the facts and opinions contained in it may be out of date.

From some recent discussions, I’ve learned that it’s good to have a sense of humor and be able to handle a little self deprecation, constructive criticism, and even the occassional excessive sensationalism.

I hope most of your SEO experience doesn’t make you laugh at the below. Don’t get mad at me if you don’t like them…get mad at the guy I guy I stole them from, doing a find and replace for “lawyers” and if you republish give him a link too. I stole them because I’m a shady worthless criminal.

SEO is not a crime, it’s just misunderstood, and we just like to joke about things like big ideas on occasion.

SEO Jokes

  • SEOs are safe from the threat of automation taking over their professions. No one would build a robot to do nothing.
  • If it weren’t for SEOs, we wouldn’t need them.
  • Talk is cheap…until SEOs get involved.

    It is the trade of SEOs to question everything, yield nothing, and to talk by the hour.

  • –Thomas Jefferson
  • How was copper wire invented?

    Two SEOs were arguing over a penny.

    Two SEOs were walking along negotiating a case. “Look,” said one, “let’s be honest with each other.” “Okay, you first,” replied the other. End of discussion.

  • SEOs are the only profession where the more there are, the more are needed!
  • Old SEOs never die, they just lose their rankings.
  • What are SEOs good for?
    They make used car salesmen look good.

    What do you call 100 SEOs at the bottom of the ocean?
    A good start!

    What do you call 25 skydiving SEOs?
    Skeet.

  • What does molds, ooze, pond scum and SEOs have in common?
    They’re all slime.
  • What does pond scum have more of than SEOs?
    Respect.

    What is the definition of a shame (as in “gee, that’s a shame”)?
    When a tour bus full of SEOs goes over a cliff.
    What is the definition of a “crying shame”?
    There was an empty seat on the bus.

  • What is the difference between pigs and SEOs?
    You can learn to respect a pig.
  • What’s the difference between SEOs and vampires?
    Vampires only suck blood at night.
  • Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the SEOs?
    New Jersey got first pick .
  • Why do they bury SEOs 20 feet under?
    Because deep down, they’re really good people.

  • Why don’t hyenas eat SEOs?
    Even hyenas have some dignity.
  • How many SEOs does it take to shingle a roof?
    About 3 1/2, but you need to slice them pretty thin.

    It has been discovered that SEOs are the larval stage of politicians.

    Why should SEOs wear lots of sunscreen when vacationing at a beach resort?
    Because they’re used to doing all of their lying indoors.

  • Why won’t sharks attack SEOs?
    Professional courtesy.
  • The problem with SEOs jokes is that most SEOs don’t think they are funny, and most people don’t understand that they’re just jokes!

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  • http://www.jaankanellis.com Jaan Kanellis

    Pluralizing SEO’s on some of them might let them make more sense!

  • http://www.seobuzzbox.com Aaron Pratt

    You want to laugh your ass off in a good way start visiting Dax’s Bignuts blog. That guy had me bursting out like a lunatic last night at 2am LOL!!!

  • site admin

    I agree. Done.

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  • Nick Wilson

    Time to rebrand todd

  • http://www.webmasterworld.com Webwork

    Oh, great, now I get to be the butt of jokes no matter what line of work I pursue.

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  • e-Dude

    Most people don’t even know what SEO is. Most of the people in the marketing industry have a general idea of what SEO is, but don’t understand it well enough to judge it on any moral ground. Basically, there isn’t a bad rep…..yet, but those jokes are damn funny.

    Especially this one: If it weren’t for SEO’s we wouldn’t need them. It’s true you know.

    HA!

  • http://learn-to-market-online116.blogspot.com/2006/01/whats-difference-between-seo.html johne

    Question: What’s the difference between an “SEO Consultant” and a used car salesman?

    Answer: The used car salesman knows when he is lying…..

    For the full seo joke explanation – http://learn-to-market-online116.blogspot.com/2006/01/whats-difference-between-seo.html

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  • http://www.notcon.com seo jokes

    And I thought we were taken seriously :-(

  • http://www.mobilerainbow.co.uk adam caitlin

    great dude .. it seems u have great knowledge of seo..

  • http://www.pickaweb.co.uk Mark Peterson

    Good one’s there, I’m sure you can come up with some more of those kind of jokes :)

  • http://www.linkreferral.com/adwel.pl?oldrefid=102684 LOVEgoesMLM

    How come the blond became an SEO?
    She got tired of pealing M and Ms.

    Did you hear about the SEOer who got drunk?
    Of course not SEO and blood alchol are inversly related.

    Did you hear about the SEOer who won the lotto?
    Poor guy spent so much time online he never collected.

    You may be a redneck if you think SEO stands for Search Every One
    What I better get out of here. Oh wait Beer ‘taint illegal.

  • LOVEgoesMLM

    see someone posted a digg

    Just joined that yesterday and here is my digg joke.

    Why did the blond join Digg? Because she missed her dog.

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